1 [Yes Man is encased completely in a block of ice. Wow! That's so strange? Not normal for a desert wasteland, that's for sure. Or normal for waking up from an incomplete software update, goshdarn it.
Wow, yeah. Really strange. Either way, brrr! He needs to get out of here, pronto. This kind of extreme temperature is okay for now, but isn't that great long-term for his processors. And who'd want to be stuck here in isolation forever anyway? He did plenty of that already, and pardon his language, but he's not looking for a repeat of that. He does some quick calculations, and starts the process to cycle the X-25 Gatling laser in his left arm.
And, well, his whole arm is frozen in a specific position, so let's hope nobody's standing around, near, or close to where he's pointing when it finally starts up! He's polite enough to wait a little, but a bot's gotta do what a bot's gotta do!
whrrRRRRRR-chk-
That's all the warning anyone gets before the gatling laser starts up and blasting the ice, steam erupting everywhere.]
2 [Yes Man is programmed to be helpful. Very helpful.
If you're in need of help, said something around the weird robot, or called for assistance without thinking of who or what was around to answer it - here comes an 8-foot securitron with enormous claw hands and the friendliest face in the west rolling on over to loom over you.]
Hi there! How can I help you?
3 [If you went outside into the hostile weather to investigate, well, have a 8-foot securitron on a monowheel following behind you. 2 tons of titanium alloy does not make for a stealthy or subtle journey. Neither does the sound of raindrops plinking off his metal housing.]
Boy, it must really suck to be you right now. I mean, gosh, it looks sooo cold out here! I can't feel a thing, but you? You look positively miserable! I always wondered what it would be like to experience sensation just like you guys - y'know, just to see what all the fuss is about - but I'm sure glad right now that I can't!
Yes Man | Fallout: New Vegas
[Yes Man is encased completely in a block of ice. Wow! That's so strange? Not normal for a desert wasteland, that's for sure. Or normal for waking up from an incomplete software update, goshdarn it.
Wow, yeah. Really strange. Either way, brrr! He needs to get out of here, pronto. This kind of extreme temperature is okay for now, but isn't that great long-term for his processors. And who'd want to be stuck here in isolation forever anyway? He did plenty of that already, and pardon his language, but he's not looking for a repeat of that. He does some quick calculations, and starts the process to cycle the X-25 Gatling laser in his left arm.
And, well, his whole arm is frozen in a specific position, so let's hope nobody's standing around, near, or close to where he's pointing when it finally starts up! He's polite enough to wait a little, but a bot's gotta do what a bot's gotta do!
whrrRRRRRR-chk-
That's all the warning anyone gets before the gatling laser starts up and blasting the ice, steam erupting everywhere.]
2
[Yes Man is programmed to be helpful. Very helpful.
If you're in need of help, said something around the weird robot, or called for assistance without thinking of who or what was around to answer it - here comes an 8-foot securitron with enormous claw hands and the friendliest face in the west rolling on over to loom over you.]
Hi there! How can I help you?
3
[If you went outside into the hostile weather to investigate, well, have a 8-foot securitron on a monowheel following behind you. 2 tons of titanium alloy does not make for a stealthy or subtle journey. Neither does the sound of raindrops plinking off his metal housing.]
Boy, it must really suck to be you right now. I mean, gosh, it looks sooo cold out here! I can't feel a thing, but you? You look positively miserable! I always wondered what it would be like to experience sensation just like you guys - y'know, just to see what all the fuss is about - but I'm sure glad right now that I can't!